Welcome to the Horny Toad Guest House

The “Toad” is located near the middle of the beautiful 2.4 kilometer long (1.5 mile) Simpson Bay Beach with its soft sand and beautiful water. We are also very close to many excellent restaurants, bars, casinos, and other fun facilities.

Each unique suite comes with a fully equipped kitchen, WiFi, daily maid service, beach towels, all capped with STUNNING ocean views of the Caribbean Sea, with the islands of Saba and ‘Statia in the distance.

There is a large BBQ pavilion with 2 Weber gas grilles for guest use, but, it is also the location for the daily “Happy Hour” where “Toadies” congregate for good company, BYOB, occasional Hors d’oeuvres and snacks, and also to share their island experiences and plans. (So, bring your best snack recipes)

We have chaise lounges and chairs for guest use on our sandy beach situated behind a sturdy seawall, which provides some privacy from the main beach, while still providing uninterrupted ocean views.

We can make arrangements for a rental car, day trips, scuba diving, and many other fun activities, we can even do some grocery shopping for you, and have your unit stocked, so you can start relaxing as soon as you arrive.


  • We are a non-smoking facility with no smoking allowed anywhere on the premises.
  • No children under the age of 10 years
  • Maximum of 2 persons per room
  • NO pets allowed (Registered SERVICE dogs only)

Our guest house offers comfortable accommodations with a laid-back atmosphere, perfect for those looking to relax and unwind. Whether you’re here for a romantic getaway, a family vacation, or a solo adventure, the Horny Toad Guest House is the ideal home base for your stay in St. Maarten. Come and experience our warm hospitality and personalized service, and make memories that will last a lifetime.

We are a non-smoking, deliberately small, family-owned guest house located right on the beautiful Simpson Bay Beach. The Guest House was purchased by Betty and Earle Vaughan in 1982, they developed the personality and wonderful ambiance of “The Toad” over the years. Sadly Earle passed in 2000 and Betty continued with their dream until she handed over the reins in May of 2017 to their daughter Debbie and her husband Doug Gorton.

Summer Rates

  • Apartment – Single/Double Occupancy
  • $150.00 per night

Winter Rates

  • Apartment – Single/Double Occupancy
  • $265.00 per night
Terms and conditions

General information: – Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash are required at check-in.

  • Check-in: – Check-in is between 3 PM – 9 PM.
  • Check-out: – Check-out time is at 11:00
  • Pets: – Pets are not allowed
  • Rate is based on double occupancy.
  • Maximum of 2 persons per room
  • Smoking is not allowed anywhere on the property. (There will be a $500.00 US dollar cleaning fee for smoking in the room)
  • No children under the age of 10 years
  • We accept: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Venmo, and direct bank deposits. No personal checks.
  • A Government Tax of 5% is added to the daily rate
  • A 5% processing fee is added to all credit card payments,
  • Rates and policies are subject to change without prior notice

A 3 nights deposit is required in order to confirm reservations.
One week (7 nights) deposit is required for reservations of 3 weeks or more.
We accept: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Venmo, Zelle, and direct bank deposits. No personal checks.

No deposit refunds for cancellations less than 60 days from date of check-in.
Cancellations received within 30 days of the check-in date will be charged for the entire stay.


  • Tel : +1-721-545-4323
  • USA 1-802-431-7884
  • email: info@thtgh.com

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