The Horny Toad Guest House

A place to relax and enjoy life

The Horny Toad


The “Toad” is located near the middle of the beautiful 2.4 kilometer long (1.5 mile) Simpson Bay Beach with its soft sand and beautiful water. We are also very close to many excellent restaurants, bars, casinos, and other fun facilities.

Each unique unit comes with a fully equipped kitchen, WiFi, daily maid service, beach towels, all capped with STUNNING ocean views of the Caribbean Sea, with the islands of Saba and ‘Statia in the distance.

There is a large BBQ pavilion with 2 Weber gas grilles for guest use, but, it is also the location for the daily “Happy Hour” where “Toadies” congregate for good company, BYOB, occasional Hors d’oeuvres and snacks, and also to share their island experiences and plans. (So, bring your best snack recipes)

We have chaise lounges for guest use on our sandy beach situated behind a sturdy seawall, which provides some privacy from the main beach, while still providing uninterrupted ocean views.

We can make arrangements for a rental car, day trips, scuba diving, and many other fun activities, we can even do some grocery shopping for you, and have your unit stocked, so you can start relaxing as soon as you arrive.

PLEASE NOTE :- We are a non-smoking facility with no smoking allowed anywhere on the premises.

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